There was a young Squire named Frankie
Who was always exceedingly cranky.
For Lancelot's duels
He carried the tools,
Including a pristine white hankie.

One day poor old Lance lay abed
With a cold that had gone to his head.
He sent Frank to fight
The fearful black knight,
And now cranky Frankie is dead.
 

                                   21 May 2024